Junior Year Memories

Junior year has long since ended. And what a year it was.

The 2006/2007 school year was filled with laughs, tears, cringes, smiles, etc etc etc. How does it rank compared to the other 20 years of my life? Hard to tell at this point. But one thing's for certain- it was damn memorable.

In honor of the tradition I started last year, the following is a list of all the inside jokes/stories of the 2006 year. For the sake of those involved most names have been removed. But rest assured, anything that seems even potentially gross, perverted, or just out there was probably said/done by Warren, Mankorn, or myself. Enjoy!

Inside Jokes/Stories/etc from Junior Year (in no particular order):

-This is madness... This. Is. Mankorn!
-A teacher of ethics? A man who can tell the difference between right and wrong, black and white, good and evil! What can we call him but King?
-The Josh Morrow Bash
-Poor poor Josh Morrow.
-Yup, she cried.
-Naked ******
-Naked Ya'akov
-Ooh wah ooh wah oohwah.
-Sparkling Cider + Josh Morrow =
-The oar!
-Joshy, Mommy and Daddy are fighting again!
-Matt's night of mystery.
-Damn it all
-The 2/3 suited
-The bicycle
-The squirrel
-Baby Mothra
-Whenever life gets you down...
-We Are THE RIF!
-Warren's theory on various organic materials growing teeth and expressing their inner hunger.
-Weavel's gay?
-Now we know his weakness... Hmmm.....
-Teriyaki beef burritoooos
-This is a Josh-centric universe. I'm the sun and you're the moon
-I spend more time with mommy but daddy knows that i'm on his side!
-"yup, you're an idiot."
-"Douche."
-"Bat-shit crazy.
-ooooo-ooooh (pronounced "ew-ew")
-Jill: "What's that?"
-The Human Tornaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadah'
-Yes, God talks to Jesus as a bowl of cherries.
-MIKE GUSS!
-Ok, so which is more glorious- the thing u want most in life, or Josh Morrow...
-Matt- 5 Rachel- 0
-What kind of man, beast, or corn are you?
-45 freakin dollars!
-boom-shaka-laka
-yes, i kid you not, i just watched she's the man
-pink floyd lazer light show
- that a critic, of my scrupulous morality, be villified and pilloried in the stocks of common gossip!
-no Cynthia! now that i have found you!
-Brooke's bday dinner... sitting aloooone
-I've heard it all before!
-So it is... and it isn't.
-just texted by some hot hot girls
-ooooh stand, oh won't u stand, stand byyyyy meee
-insertion.
-it's the quickening! there can be only one!
-Matt- we just had the most glorious night EVER!
-ape shit
-i knoooooow! i'm so confuuuuuused!
-and lastly "BU should get double quilted toilet paper for all BU bathrooms!"

i may add some more later!